if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP
how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that