funfrom4chan:

To Infinity

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fabkebab:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

(Source: tightvaginas, via orgasm)

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johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

(Source: sexymagikarp, via resistables)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via orgasm)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via resistables)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via resistables)

psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via orgasm)

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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